Allah Ke Bandhe Hasde....

Uncertainty - in everything! Every place I go I see so much to make me upset forever.. and throw me into maniacal depression. And I am not even talking about the real problems .. no poverty, no global warming, no terrorism yet in my list. Simple things make me depressed these days.. two failed marriages of people whom I hardly know.. relationships that are based on absolute zilch.. shaky job scenario around the US and the world in general.. old missed opportunities that haunt and taunt me.. Nice people with real bad luck.. bachelors with bad bathrooms!! You name it and I am depressed with it.. and sometimes (especially on full moon nights) I seem to be unable to shut my brain and say stop it! that's enough! I want to not think about depressing things. As it is the everything from economy to rice supplies in Indian stores are down.. I don't want to bog myself down too.. but the brain ah .. it ofcourse has a mind of its own!

You must be thinking .. PJ.. yes the famous acronym for a Poor Joke.. or the way I put it silly rotten jokes.. and that's when it hit me.. a light moment that's all it takes to bring a smile back to a depressed face. Imagine couple angry with each other and have just finished a real WW III type argument and one of them does something silly or funny.. I bet you the anger goes out the window.. at least temporarily.. Ofcourse this ain't a fool proof solution.. but then light moments are unbeatable when it comes to minor repairs!!

So this blog is dedicated to PJ's!! Use without caution!!

Q:what do monsters make with cars?
A:Traffic Jam!!

Q:what do sea monsters eat?
A: Fish and Ships!!

Q:what is black white and red all over
A: A zebra wearing too much lipstick!

Q:why do mummies like chirstmas
A:Because of all the wrappings!

Q:why did the hen cross the road
A:he had to prove that he was not chicken!!

Q:why did the chewing gum cross the road
A:because it was stuck to the hen :-o .. That is a true PJ

Q:why did king kong climb all the way to the top of Empire state bldg?
A:because he was too big for the elevator!!

Q 1 :I buried a stone in a park.. and looked for it 10 mins later.. but it was missing what happened to it... (wait for the answer (its marked as A1))

Q:what makes an octopus laugh
A:ten tickles (tentacles)

Q:when can u put pickles in a door
A: when its ajar (a jar)

A1: The green eyed stone eater ate it :D

Q2: Ok now I picked the stone up and put in another spot and when I checked after 10 mins it was missing and Green eyed stone eater had an alibi so be assured it did not eat it!!
A2 : A red eyed stone eater ate it!! :-o

Q: why do african animals not play games
A: because there are too many cheaters (cheetahs)

Q:why does batman keep cancelling his fishing trip
A:because robin eats up all his worms!!

Q: All you engineers this is for you...What happens when I dig a hole through the earth (pole to pole) and throw a stone in ..? .. answer will come later

Q: what is an elephants favorite game
A: Squash!

Q: why did the elephant paint its toenails red?
A: Because it wanted to hide in a raspberry bush

Q: why did the elephant want to hide in a raspberry bush?
A: So that it can jump out and stomp people

Q: why did the elephant jump out and stomp people?
A: Because that is the way elephants play Squash!! :D

Answer to the engineering question .....if I dig a hole through and through in the earth and drop a stone in.. all you engineers , I hope you recall this from your gravity based physics classes: the stone oscillates pole to pole before it settles in a equilibrium .... ahem. but that's not the answer .. we ain't geeks! we are silly people at present so.........the answer is.. the green eyed stone eater gobbles it up!! :D


Alright.. I think you get the point .. a little laugh a little fun is the way to go!